Jayren The Z.O.M.P.I.R.E

Well , if you think the topic that i am writing is transgender or plastic surgery , then you are definitely wrong . The topic that i am going to blog today is how a real guy can be a feminine girl.  Nowadays , there's really a lot of guy that look like girl. Have you ever mistaken a guy as a girl ? If yes , that's not weird at all nowadays . Here's how i think a real guy can be a feminine girl .


1. Guy who scream and totally sound like a girl .
You see , there's really a lot of guy that scream and sound exactly like a girl . Some guy voice can be so soft and make them have the girlish sound .


2. Guy can gossip like a girl also
Who say only girl can gossip , guy can gossip too , and some guy even gossip , and sometime even better than a girl . Some guy are really good at those 'pat gua' celebrities gossip , they can gossip with their 'girl's friend' anytime .


3. Guy can love to be pretty as much as a girl
Aiyoyo , i tell you ah , some guy ah , they really love to be pretty until the extent that they love to be pretty more than a girl . They bring mirror everyday , they face the mirror a lot of time. They keep looking at their face whethere dirty or not ah , then keep check their hair whether their hair got messy or not ah . Sometime , they even keep ask and annoy their friend by asking , " eh , my face okay ah ? got dirty ah ? " , "Eh, my hair messy or not ? Nice hoh ? " . And they really ask a lot of times for the same question .


4. Guy can scared of hot sun like a girl .
Some guy always bring a towel . These guys scared of sweating , they scared to walk under the hot sun . They are the 'puteri lilin' type .


5. Guy can also bring handbag
There's no rules that only girl can have handbag , nowadays guy can own a handbag too .

Look at my flawless photo ! HAHA . Failed to be one i know . LOL

Lastly , i want to say that these guy look like girl , gay , or beautiful are a real guy too ! Okay , maybe not a man . But still , we shouldn't stereotype them too ! We shouldn't laugh at them ! We should respect them ! They are human too ! 

Random thought by JayrenTheZompire,

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Nowadays , we often see girls with bad guy in the society . Today , i'm going to tell you why most girls prefer bad guy in a guy perspective . 


1. He is so attractive ! 
Well, bad guys is always very attractive  and stand out of the crowd . Bad guys always care about their appearance . Bad guys always put effort on their appearance to attract girls . They are aware of their appearance always . Their good appearance always attract girl . 


2. He is so popular , he is so hard to get ! 
Well,most girls like challenging stuff , especially when they love a guy , and usually bad guy is popular , and a lot of girl love bad guy too . So , the girls will fight to get that bad guy . Girl like things that hard to get , they find it challenging . And when they finally get that guy , they feel that excitement of winning something. The girls feel satisfied that finally she own that bad guy . 


3. He is my hero !
Most of the girls have their own dream guy or hero in their heart . It may be superman , spiderman , batman or whatever man . And bad guy usually have the characteristic of being a hero . Bad guy is somehow manly and willing to do anything eventhough they need to break some laws .Bad guy willing to be a girl superman and protect them always . Girls also might be influence by movie scene where girls are always save by some bad guy when the girl are in danger.


4. He destress me !
Bad guys can also make a girl become someone totally different , because girls always do right thing based on their family or friend expectation , and bad guys can make good girls gone bad by  make her naughty or do something in a wrong way , and it will help the girl to release her stress after a busy day . The girl can be someone different with  less expectation when being with a bad guy . This make most girl feel that bad guy is interesting . Girl feel free being with bad guys because there are no rules at all with them . 


5. Being with him is so safe !
Girls love bad guy because bad guy always protect the girl that they love . Girl like being with bad guy , because nobody dare to bullies a bad guy girlfriend . Bad guy will always fight for their love , they will show what it takes to the people who bullies his girlfriend , thus girls feel safe with bad guy . 


6. He is so mysterious ! 
Bad guy is always mysterious , they will chase girls in a mysterious way . Bad guy is unpredicted , they wont say out a word so simply , they will twist and twist the word , a simple word and meaning can be complicated . To know a bad guy , a girl need to slowly peel off their skin layer by layer . As i say , girl love challenging and hard to get thing . They will feel curious about what the meaning that the bad guy said are and slowly try to understand the bad guy by peeling off their skin layer by layer , and at last they will fall in love with them . That's bad guy tactic to chase girl .


7. I want to change him !
A bad guy is a project for girls , girl believe that bad guy can be changed to good guy . Girl want to fix the bad guy and help him grow up , and when the bad guy become good guy after being with her , she will feel the achievement . 


8. He is so playful ! 
Bad guy is always playful . They always act childish and always being playful and tease the girl that they love . They will try every way to catch the girl attention . They will even do things that girl don't like to make the girl hate them . They will purposely mean to the girl that they love. Girls being girl , although they hate bad guy , but they will miss the bad guy teasing  always . They are used to the teasing and the bad thing that bad guy do . Girls love bad guy meanness as they feel that bad guy are different . Bad guy meanness form their special and unique characteristic. 


9. He so confident !
Bad guy is always confident , they got their own thinking , they know what they want , they think that they are right , and they don't care what other people say or think about them . Girl love guy that have their own thinking .


10. He too strong , i can't control him !
Bad guy have great power . They are strong and they will never let anyone control them . They do what they like , they go where they like to , no want can answer for them.. Girls feel like they can be a small girl in a strong guy heart . Girl like this manly behaviour of bad guy .


11. Bad guy is fearless and fast ! 
Bad guy never scared of anything including rejection . They are daring and often confess faster , they never scared if the girl that she love will reject them , because bad guy will try and try and try a lot of time to win the girl heart . 


12 . He so funny ! 
Bad guy is always hillarious and lame . They are always good with cold jokes and lame jokes . They make girl alive with their humour . We all know that girl always love humorous guy .  


13. He so cool !
Bad guy is always cool with their cool black sunglasses on , their special tattoo , and a lot of  piercing . Their coolness often attract girls . 


14.He hold on to his promise !  
Bad guy always hold on to their promise. They will do what they promise to people . 


15. She so hard to get , i want to get her ! 
Bad guy will always try hard to get good girl , they find it challenging to do so .


16 . i like the attention ! 
Bad guy is always the gossip or topic when girls chat . So if their boyfriend which are a bad guy being talked and discussed , she feel that she is in the limelight , she is in the attraction . Girls like attention , some girls are attention seeker . 


17 . I wont feel so guilty if i don't love him that much ! 
Good girls will feel less guilty if they dont love their bad guy boyfriend . This is because bad guy will not love a girl too much and too deep compared to a nice guy . 


18. He can flirt ! 
Bad guy can really flirt , and most of the girl somehow like to flirt with guys . They feel that nice guys is dull and dont know how to flirt . 


19. I need skill to be with him ! 
Girls need skill to keep their bad guy boyfriend . Bad guy have different routine everyday , and girls need to learn them and equip  a lot of different skill to keep and own a bad guy . 


20. He's not a loser ! 
Bad guy got gut and always want to win in everything they do . They have their own ego and proud of what they do . Somehow , girl dont like loser and small gut guys . 


All these interesting characteristic makes most of the girl prefer bad guys . 


All these is my personal analysis and personal opinion . You guys can suggest too if you all got any opinion . 


Lastly , bad guy are not safe , they can dump any girl anytime when that girl did not keep him happy anymore . So , girls , beware and be careful.


Random thought by jayrenthezompire . 
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When love become expensive , if you get what  i mean . 


Yes , in love is wonderful . But but , wait , i believe that love is wonderful only if money is not a matter in love . Nowadays , i realized that a lot of my friend said that they want to earn and have a lot of money , only they want to be in a relationship . But the thing is , when you found someone that you love , you cannot just don't care about it just because you dont have money and you are poor . If you miss that right person , there's no turn back and there's no second chance . The thing is , i believe that one who truly love someone will be ready to be together with the one she / he love even though his /her bf/gf is in hard times. Money cannot buy happiness . No matter how much money you have , you cant  buy true love . 


Okay , i may not be the right person to teach you all about love , but i am here just to express my view and personal opinion . Nowadays , i noticed that love is not as sincere as last time anymore . Now , most of the girl wish to have a rich boyfriend . They will try to find some guy who are working and rich to be their boyfriend . A student , a poor / average income guy , you will always lose . Let say a guy who drive a proton car , a student that work part time with average income , and a guy who drive Honda , who have a job with high income . Who will most of the girl choose ? For sure is the guy who drive a Honda and have a job with high income la . That guy can buy girl what they want , they can buy Ipad , Blackberry for their girlfriend . But at last , the thing is , is the girl love you , or love your money . The worst scenario i heard before from my friend is a guy give a girl a blackberry even before they start a relationship , the girl accept it but she not together with the guy , yet she keep the blackberry . I think that it is too over . So yea , money do matter in chasing a girl most of the time . It's like you got to insert money into someone's heart to win their heart and get their love.  Value , attitude , kind-hearted , nah , it is not important anymore. 

On 27 February 2012 , i was invited to the Nuffnang 5th birthday bash at Neverland Club at K.L . Why 27 February? Because Nuffnang was born on 27 February 2007 , at 2pm. So, after i fetch my date for the night , Cayenne , and my friend , Jiayeen , off we go to Neverland club . We reach there at about 6pm . There were already Nuffnangers , nuffies , and churpers at there . We officially enter the Neverland club at about 6.30pm after we registered .

Few photograph at the backdrop after we registered .

From Left : Cayenne , Me , and Yeong Boon

From left : Jiayeen , me , and Cayenne

Then we sign at a special board and enter the event hall .

The crowd of Nuffnanger . Spot Elwyn. Haha

The beautiful stage

While waiting for the birthday bash to start , i took some photo with the Nuffnangers friend , nuffies , and the churp churp staff.

Me with Cayenne

Me with Jiayeen

Yeong Boon with me

Tony and Iris 

Joel with me 

Me with Dylan 

Yeeing and Wilee

Katherine and Simon Seow

Ernest with one of his bro 

Eric and Caroline

Me with Kelvin Tan

Back : Isaac and Tony , Front : Iris  , Sherry , and me

Janice and Isaac

Me , Dustyhawk , and Isaac

Yeeing , Ryan , and me 

Me and Jackie

Wilee and Benjamin

Me and JQ

Me with the first nice and lovely nuffies i know , Fresh aka Xin Xian

Me with  the second nice and lovely nuffies that i know , Anne Cheah

Me with the tall Elwyn

Me with Farah , the third nice and lovely nuffies that i know .

Jamieliew and me 

Me and Chutipond


From left : Isaac , Kenwooi , Kian Fai , and Vince


Me and Sher Lynn


Me and TianChad


Isaac , CWKen , and me 



Me and Caroline



Sky and Bendan


Audrey , Fourfeetnine with me . She is really a very friendly .


Yi Wern and TianChad


We all are bloggers ! 

At about 8pm , the event started . The night start with a robotic dance by Luke . 

Then , the emcee came out . Guess who is the emcee of the night ?

Is Phat Fabes 

Then the co-founder of Nuffnang , Timothy Tiah came out and give a speech.

Next was a video presentation of Nuffnang from 2007 until 2012 , where it was also a compilation of birthday wishes from Nuffnangers . 

Then , it was the time for the cake-cutting ceremony . 

Putting the candle on the cake 

Then , everyone sing Happy Birthday Song to Nuffnang.

Blowing the candle 

Cutting the cake ! Happy 5th Birthday Nuffnang !

The Nuffnang stickman pose

After that , is the dinner time ! Sorry , no picture taken as i was too hungry , so i just eat and eat and eat.

After dinner , took some photo again before the performance continued .

Cayenne , me , and Katherine

Me and Simon Seow

Me and the first and only nice and lovely Churp Churp Community Executive that i know , Mikhaela aka May Ying 

Me with all the bro's from Bro , * don't like that la *, Bro

After that was the performance by Figure It Out .

After the performance by Figure It Out , we have a game sesion called 'Charade' . Bendan and Iris volunteered themself up to the stage . They got to act out using sign language and let us guess what was the movie name . 

They both get a special edition tumbler by Nuffnang after they finish act out 10 movie names . And for every Nuffnangers who guess the movie name correctly , they won a Nuffnang T-Shirt and few limited edition tumbler by Nuffnang.

Then , come to the last game , where six people are asked to went up to the stage , which 1 of them is me . We are required to catwalk with a tissue paper on the head . Obviously i failed as i had a smooth head .LOL . And the three Nuffnanger who manage to went to the second round got to do a moonwalk and do a catwomen walk . 

First round . Photo credit to TianChad 

The three Nuffnanger who manage to enter the second round , dustyhawk , Yeong Boon , and Jiayeen. Dustyhawk won the grand prize holiday package to Sipadan island . While Jiayeen and Yeong Boon both won a Panasonic Lumix Camera worth RM1999 and RM 1599.

No photo taken for the catwalk and moonwalk , but there's video on the internet . Go search for it yourself . 

Overall , it was a graeat night and a great Nuffnang 5th Birthday Celebration! Happy 5th Birthday once again Nuffnang ! 

Of course , here are the people i want to say thanks to . Without them , the birthday bash will not be so sucessful and awesome .

Thanks to all the wonderful and awesome nuffies , Churp Churp staff , and Nommies for the hard work organising the sucessful and awesome birthday bash ! 

And thanks for all the awesome free door gift ! 

I love you , Nuffnang !